Saturday, 23 June 2007

Questions for my Estate Agent.


  • What is a palazzina? Is it a small palazzo - because if I am spending €3.6m I 'm not wanting anything small.

  • Why has it got two bedrooms and two kitchens but only one bathroom? Does that mean that I have to cook my own breakfast but I get to share a bath?

  • Artist's studio...I'm worried about the neighbours. What sort of artist is earning enough to buy a palazzina?

  • Is the Gothic Cortile petrol or diesel?

  • As the property has a private boat entrance is there a gondola provided or do I have to bring my own?

  • Is there an agreement covering communal areas? Because otherwise the shared staircase is going to be a deal-breaker.

3 comments:

Cantab man said...

are skilled punters eligible for the gondolier conversion course ?

blackbird said...

I was thinking a palazzina is the feminine form of palzzo.
Do you suppose the basement leaks?

Vintage to Victorian said...

Love your sense of humour. Only just found you but will come back another day!